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Paul Tomkins

The World of Football Transfers In Absolute Tatters, Clubs In Dire Straits
Note: no Mark Knopflers were mentioned or harmed during the writing of this article. Also, the first two-thirds of…
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Paul Tomkins

This Is Guaranteed To Be The Most Memorable Season In Football History
On the day Princess Diana died, Liverpool were due to play Newcastle. I remember this well, as I spent…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool Make A Really Stupid Signing
Well, thanks a bunch, Liverpool FC. How inconsiderate can you get? Here at TTT we are scrambling to pull…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool Evolving From Snarling Terriers To Upright Aesthetes
The best thing about a draw that feels like a defeat is the reminder that it was still, after all,…
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Paul Tomkins

Klopp’s Brilliantly Bonkers Back-To-Front Team
Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool are a brilliantly bonkers back-to-front side, with nothing quite where you expect it. How do you…
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Daniel Rhodes

Mo Salah: Woefully Wasteful or World Class Finisher?
Is it possible to be a world class finisher and woefully wasteful at the same time? It seems – on…
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Andrew Beasley

Post-Match Analysis: Liverpool 5 Nottingham Forest 0, April 13th 1988
These stats are 100% unofficial. I have had no formal training in how to collate them, but from years of…
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Daniel Rhodes

Breaking Down The Burnley Wall
(Who does that remind you of on the right?) When the depths of humanity have ranted at my pro-FSG propaganda…
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Chris Rowland

My Day at the Match – Middlesbrough (H) May 21st 2017. Job Done.
By Chris Rowland. One more dance, my friends, one more dance …. Question is, will we be waltzing towards that pesky…
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Andrew Beasley

Analysing Liverpool’s Record At Defending Set Pieces
By Andrew Beasley (TTT Subscriber ‘Beez’) Liverpool emerged from the land of the giants with a vital three points last…
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Chris Rowland

Hurry Klopper and the Chamber of Skills: Youth Review for January 2017
By David Fitzgerald (TTT subscriber Madchenkliop). Trent, Ben and Ovie were amazed when Professor McInglethorpe allowed them to visit the…
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Tim James

Positional Rotations and Movement Patterns: A Case Study Against Hull
By Tim James. In my last column (Struggles and Strategies Against the Low Block), I mentioned how positional rotations were…
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Tim James

Struggles and Strategies Against the Low Block
By Tim James The archetypal English football team is that of a deep defensive line and continuous long balls to…
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Andrew Beasley

Andrew Beasley’s Stats Round-Up: August 2016
By Andrew Beasley (TTT Subscriber Beez). This article will refer to my expected goals system (the full explanation of which…
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Daniel Rhodes

Ragnar Klavan, Becks and The Vanilla Ninjas
By Daniel Rhodes. As the news broke about the injuries to Mamadou Sakho and Joe Gomez, the journalists started tweeting…
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Daniel Rhodes
Unknown Transfer Targets: Mor & Bastian
By Daniel Rhodes. Mastering the art of buying stars before you pay a star premium is the hidden gem of…
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Daniel Rhodes
Post-Match Analysis: Southampton (A)
By Daniel Rhodes. Sat watching the first half with my young son, we marvelled at the free flowing, dynamic, big-chance…
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Chris Rowland

Football and Kung Fu – Lessons in Dedication
By Russel Lunt (TTT Subscriber Thundyr) I turned 30 at the end of the year the electronic world had failed…
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Daniel Rhodes
“Sit Down Brendan, We Need to Talk”
in Editor's Pick, Featured, In-Depth Analysis, Part Subscriber, Statistical Analysis / / 85 commentsBy Daniel Rhodes. (Brendan Rodgers enters the room…) John Henry: “Sit down Brendan, we need to talk.” Taking inspiration from…
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Paul Tomkins
This Shit Is Getting Real … Must Win!
By Paul Tomkins. Yes, the must-win games are coming thick and fast. Including the Champions League matches, there must be…
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Paul Tomkins
Roy Hodgson, The Ex Who Won’t Go Away
By Paul Tomkins. After a bad breakup, you really don’t want to keep running into your ex. And following a…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Wake Up, Smell Some Coffee
By Paul Tomkins. Five years ago Liverpool FC, having finished 2nd, started the following season with two early defeats, including…
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Paul Tomkins
The Dumbness of Pundits
By Paul Tomkins. First things first, it’s never good to read too much into the opening game. It’s a cliché…
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Paul Tomkins
There’s More to Come From Rodgers’ Reds
By Paul Tomkins. It’s hard to know what to make of the impending season, with predictions seeming harder than ever.…
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Paul Tomkins
The Problem of Luis Suarez and Two Tribes
By Paul Tomkins. One thing that has bothered me in the past when defending Luis Suarez – or, if not…