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Paul Tomkins
Site News – Exclusive Offer To TTT Subscribers!
in By Paul Tomkins, Site News / / 70 commentsThis post is for subscribers only.
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Daniel Rhodes
Adjusted For Fixture Difficulty, Liverpool Have Made Greatest Start to a Season in History
By Paul Tomkins, Graeme Riley and Daniel Rhodes Adjusted For Fixture Difficulty, Liverpool Have Made Greatest Start to a Season…
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Paul Tomkins
Can LFC Win the League? Yes. But Either Way I’m Proud of My Team; Screw the Haters
AKA: Rivals Fans Are More Interested In Liverpool Slipping Than Their Own Teams’ Fortunes AKA: How To Survive A…
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Paul Tomkins
Fuck off, Tomkins! Liverpool Do Chaos-Ball and Win Again
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 143 comments(Ah, the biannual chance to disparage my namesake, although this time he scored against the Reds…) From calm games…
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Paul Tomkins
There Goes The Fear (Again) – Liverpool Show Title-Winning Qualities
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 60 commentsLiverpool did not win the league today, and they will not win the league next week. But if the…
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Paul Tomkins
Domestic Cups Mean Nothing In Terms of Winning the Big Trophies
Because Jose Mourinho credited Chelsea’s League Cup final victory over Liverpool in 2005 as the springboard to their league…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Need the FA Cup Like a Hole in the Head
in By Paul Tomkins / / 85 commentsThe FA Cup used to be of great importance. But nowadays it’s a quasi-reserve competition, with all but a…
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Paul Tomkins
Unlucky Liverpool Beaten, But Reasons the Title Still in the Reds’ Hands
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 121 commentsWell, Man City win, but their best player (Fernandinho aside) was their only one from Manchester – Anthony Taylor…
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Paul Tomkins
Seven Areas Where Liverpool Are Stronger Than Manchester City
Liverpool started the weekend six points clear at the top of the table. After Man City won at Southampton,…
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Paul Tomkins
Here’s To 20(19)!
2o18 ends as a remarkable year, but the best thing about 2019 is the chance to split it into 20:19.…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Channel Their Inner 1987/88 – A Sublime Team In That Fabulous Image
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 124 commentsAKA: Arsenal Score Goal Against Liverpool, Arsenal Get Spanked Just four weeks ago Barry Glendenning stated with a quite…
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Paul Tomkins
Holy Cow! Tis Time To Rejoice! Race Half Run, But What a Lead From Liverpool
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 189 commentsWow! Six points and a goal difference of +12 over the 2nd-placed team. Who happen to be … Spurs.…
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Paul Tomkins
Enjoy the Best Christmas In Years, Liverpool Fans – Because Elite Teams Can Fail
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 81 commentsWow. I wasn’t going to write anything else this weekend after my take on the 2-0 win at Wolves;…
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Paul Tomkins
Virgil Van Dijk the Best Player in the Premier League? Wolves Run Into the VvD Wall
Wolves are a good side, as their recent results have shown, but they got utterly van Dijked tonight. He…
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Paul Tomkins
Klopp, FSG, Edwards, Graham – Liverpool are the Anti-Man United
Being a well-run club can be a cyclical thing, as Swansea, Southampton and West Brom have all found lately.…
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Paul Tomkins
Fuck Off Mourinho! Jose Now Only Good For Pooping Other People’s Parties
Lucky Jürgen Klopp, eh, Jose Mourinho? Who’s lucky now, you faded, miserable little tosspot, in charge of the worst…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool No Longer Blitz Teams – They Grind Them Into Total Submission
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 46 commentsAs Sky’s excellent analysis of Liverpool’s season on Monday Night Football showed, the days of the Reds putting all…
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Paul Tomkins
Jose Mourinho Falsely Slates Liverpool’s Spending – Shouldn’t He Be Worried By Bournemouth?
Here at The Tomkins Times we try not to give away too many free pieces these days as it’s not…
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Paul Tomkins
Naby Keita Arrives In LFC’s BEST EVER Start To A Season
In a game of much-needed rotation, three of Liverpool’s new boys stole the show. Naby Keita finally showed, for…
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Paul Tomkins
Kop-Tastic! Klopp-Tastic! Lots of Other Random Derby-Win Ejaculations!
While my piece from earlier today looked at the in-depth tactical and technical analysis of the game, this is…
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Paul Tomkins
Divock Origi! Divock Origi!
Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi!…
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Paul Tomkins
“Liverpool Aren’t Very Good” (Free Read)
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 56 comments“Perhaps Liverpool are the second-best team in the Premier League at the moment but that does not mean they…
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Paul Tomkins
You Can’t Play Against Neymar & PSG – Dopers Allowed To Cheat On An Industrial Scale
Anyone goes near the preening cockwad Neymar and he collapses and rolls around, arching his back, screaming, and the…
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Paul Tomkins
Van Dijk Bullies The League’s Biggest Bully To Help Reds Batter Watford
In fairness, Liverpool never looked in trouble at Vicarage Road today, controlling the game and forcing three good saves…
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Paul Tomkins
Hand City the Title Now? Piss Off!
In fairness, let’s be clear: Man City obviously have a better squad than Liverpool, assembled by means fair and…