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Paul Tomkins
“It’s Anfield!” – Facts That Show Guardiola and Crooks Are Totally Wrong
While I totally agree that James Milner should have been sent off for a second yellow (assuming that the…
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(UPDATED) Klopp Told the Dumb Pundits. The Elliott Injury Bullshit Started Against Burnley – PL Refs Are Abject
This horror show started against Burnley when 15-stone men were flying into 18-year-old Harvey Elliott all game, to some…
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Paul Tomkins
Tomkins Rants; Tomkins’ Head Explodes; Fuck The PGMOL
Four big decisions went against Liverpool in this single game (in a season of bizarre big decisions going against…
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Paul Tomkins
Phantom Offsides and the Subjectivity of a Man as Blind as a Coot
While I’m taking some time off from the daily running, moderating, admin and interacting on this site, the urge…
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Paul Tomkins
City’s Greed Draws Attention To Their Gluttony In Spectacular Own Goal
Everyone knows that when you get a ringer – an ex-pro who isn’t registered – to play for your…
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Paul Tomkins
The Stunning Improvement of Liverpool FC Under Jürgen Klopp
First published in February 2019 Rather than an article, this is just a small companion to the piece from…
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Paul Tomkins
Domestic Cups Mean Nothing In Terms of Winning the Big Trophies
Because Jose Mourinho credited Chelsea’s League Cup final victory over Liverpool in 2005 as the springboard to their league…
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Paul Tomkins
The Tomkins Times Exists To Promote Mediocrity For Liverpool FC. Mediocrity Rules!
We’re not really doing free articles for the rest of this season, but as the fanbase virtually explodes with…
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Paul Tomkins
Take Some Positives, Reds, For Crying Out Loud
Yes, Liverpool threw away a three-goal lead in the week. And yes, the final moments in Seville were as…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Fans Have Jumped the Shark, Nuked the Fridge
I still love football. Indeed, I think that in many ways the game is more beautiful, fast and fluid than…
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Paul Tomkins
“Liverpool Have a Mid-Table Squad”
Okay, so I disappeared down a Twitter rabbit hole – or maybe wormhole (or even arsehole?) – of Liverpool having…
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Paul Tomkins
This is an Intervention: Do We Have To Do This EVERY Time?
While I still love football, my joy as a supporter of Liverpool is diluted by the modern insanity of fans…
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Paul Tomkins
Release LFC’s Midgets From the Sex Dungeon
By Paul Tomkins. Believe me – I desperately wanted to drop the height issue, but what I have said on…
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Paul Tomkins
Fuck You, Bantz Boys
By Paul Tomkins. The fear fans have of being mocked struck me quite clearly yesterday, as I suffered a deluge…
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Paul Tomkins
Build a Statue of Roy Hodgson at Anfield
in By Paul Tomkins, Tomkins Rants / / 139 commentsBy Paul Tomkins. The time has come: Roy Hodgson deserves his own statue outside Liverpool’s famous stadium. My suggestion is…
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Paul Tomkins
Suarez Cheated By Incompetent FA
By Paul Tomkins. It’s easy to laugh at Liverpool fans getting indignant about Luis Suarez’s 10-game ban, and listing all…
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Paul Tomkins
Media Muppet of the Month, September 2012
By Paul Tomkins. In a Scottish tabloid, a gap-toothed buffoon lived up to one of the main definitions of ‘Burlesque’:…
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Paul Tomkins
Nice Man; Wrong Job?
It needs to be pointed out that on the basis of his team’s incoherent performances and his own bizarre press…
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Paul Tomkins
Babel Babble By Lippy Lipton
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 146 commentsWe have Martin Lipton, noted Spurs fan (hmm, who do we play at the weekend?), slating Rafa’s “terrible transfer policy”…
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Paul Tomkins
Long Knives, Short Memories
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 130 commentsSo utterly and blindly against Rafa Benítez are men like Martin Samuel and Henry Winter, they’ve gone so far as…
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Paul Tomkins
Jamie Redknapp – An Unfunny Joke
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 80 commentsStan Collymore and Jamie Redknapp – two Reds I used to stick up for in the ‘90s, but who are…
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Paul Tomkins
Tony Cascarino and his Band of Fucking Eejits
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 52 commentsTwo unbelievably crass articles appeared today, one written by a man who should know better, and one by a man…
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Paul Tomkins
Knee Jerk Time
in Tomkins Rants / / 21 commentsThe knees have never jerked so hard. No surprise, I guess, but still the way doom can set in after…
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Paul Tomkins
Apologies Not Enough from the BBC
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 3 commentsIt’s all very well the BBC’s Radio One Newsbeat team offering an on-air apology for their awful mistake about Hillsborough,…
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Paul Tomkins
Ferguson and Allardyce: Grow Up
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 22 commentsI am still in shock at the reaction of Sam Allardyce and Alex Ferguson to a gesture made by Rafa…
