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The Stunning Improvement of Liverpool FC Under Jürgen Klopp
Rather than an article, this is just a small companion to the piece from earlier today (in which, amongst…
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Domestic Cups Mean Nothing In Terms of Winning the Big Trophies
Because Jose Mourinho credited Chelsea’s League Cup final victory over Liverpool in 2005 as the springboard to their league…
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The Tomkins Times Exists To Promote Mediocrity For Liverpool FC. Mediocrity Rules!
We’re not really doing free articles for the rest of this season, but as the fanbase virtually explodes with…
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Take Some Positives, Reds, For Crying Out Loud
Yes, Liverpool threw away a three-goal lead in the week. And yes, the final moments in Seville were as…
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Liverpool Fans Have Jumped the Shark, Nuked the Fridge
I still love football. Indeed, I think that in many ways the game is more beautiful, fast and fluid than…
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“Liverpool Have a Mid-Table Squad”
Okay, so I disappeared down a Twitter rabbit hole – or maybe wormhole (or even arsehole?) – of Liverpool having…
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This is an Intervention: Do We Have To Do This EVERY Time?
While I still love football, my joy as a supporter of Liverpool is diluted by the modern insanity of fans…
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Release LFC’s Midgets From the Sex Dungeon
By Paul Tomkins. Believe me – I desperately wanted to drop the height issue, but what I have said on…
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Fuck You, Bantz Boys
By Paul Tomkins. The fear fans have of being mocked struck me quite clearly yesterday, as I suffered a deluge…
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Build a Statue of Roy Hodgson at Anfield
in By Paul Tomkins, Tomkins Rants / / 139 commentsBy Paul Tomkins. The time has come: Roy Hodgson deserves his own statue outside Liverpool’s famous stadium. My suggestion is…
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Suarez Cheated By Incompetent FA
By Paul Tomkins. It’s easy to laugh at Liverpool fans getting indignant about Luis Suarez’s 10-game ban, and listing all…
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Media Muppet of the Month, September 2012
By Paul Tomkins. In a Scottish tabloid, a gap-toothed buffoon lived up to one of the main definitions of ‘Burlesque’:…
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Nice Man; Wrong Job?
It needs to be pointed out that on the basis of his team’s incoherent performances and his own bizarre press…
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Babel Babble By Lippy Lipton
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 146 commentsWe have Martin Lipton, noted Spurs fan (hmm, who do we play at the weekend?), slating Rafa’s “terrible transfer policy”…
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Long Knives, Short Memories
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 130 commentsSo utterly and blindly against Rafa Benítez are men like Martin Samuel and Henry Winter, they’ve gone so far as…
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Jamie Redknapp – An Unfunny Joke
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 80 commentsStan Collymore and Jamie Redknapp – two Reds I used to stick up for in the ‘90s, but who are…
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Tony Cascarino and his Band of Fucking Eejits
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 52 commentsTwo unbelievably crass articles appeared today, one written by a man who should know better, and one by a man…
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Knee Jerk Time
in Tomkins Rants / / 21 commentsThe knees have never jerked so hard. No surprise, I guess, but still the way doom can set in after…
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Apologies Not Enough from the BBC
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 3 commentsIt’s all very well the BBC’s Radio One Newsbeat team offering an on-air apology for their awful mistake about Hillsborough,…
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Ferguson and Allardyce: Grow Up
in Free, Tomkins Rants / / 22 commentsI am still in shock at the reaction of Sam Allardyce and Alex Ferguson to a gesture made by Rafa…
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The Worst LFC-related Newspaper Article EVER
in Tomkins Rants / / 17 commentsSo there we have it. Rafa Benítez has to compete with Bob Paisley, not Alex Ferguson. Rafa Benítez isn’t allowed…
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Sack Rafa? Sack Off
in Tomkins Rants / / 4 commentsI’ve read some rubbish in my time as a Liverpool fan, but the current criticism of Rafa Benítez just sickens…
