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Paul Tomkins

Can LFC Win the League? Yes. But Either Way I’m Proud of My Team; Screw the Haters
Read moreAKA: Rivals Fans Are More Interested In Liverpool Slipping Than Their Own Teams’ Fortunes AKA: How To Survive A…
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Paul Tomkins

Fuck off, Tomkins! Liverpool Do Chaos-Ball and Win Again
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 143 commentsRead more(Ah, the biannual chance to disparage my namesake, although this time he scored against the Reds…) From calm games…
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Paul Tomkins
There Goes The Fear (Again) – Liverpool Show Title-Winning Qualities
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 60 commentsRead moreLiverpool did not win the league today, and they will not win the league next week. But if the…
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Paul Tomkins

Domestic Cups Mean Nothing In Terms of Winning the Big Trophies
Read moreBecause Jose Mourinho credited Chelsea’s League Cup final victory over Liverpool in 2005 as the springboard to their league…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool Need the FA Cup Like a Hole in the Head
in By Paul Tomkins / / 85 commentsRead moreThe FA Cup used to be of great importance. But nowadays it’s a quasi-reserve competition, with all but a…
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Paul Tomkins

Unlucky Liverpool Beaten, But Reasons the Title Still in the Reds’ Hands
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 121 commentsRead moreWell, Man City win, but their best player (Fernandinho aside) was their only one from Manchester – Anthony Taylor…
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Paul Tomkins

Seven Areas Where Liverpool Are Stronger Than Manchester City
Read moreLiverpool started the weekend six points clear at the top of the table. After Man City won at Southampton,…
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Paul Tomkins

Here’s To 20(19)!
Read more2o18 ends as a remarkable year, but the best thing about 2019 is the chance to split it into 20:19.…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool Channel Their Inner 1987/88 – A Sublime Team In That Fabulous Image
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 124 commentsRead moreAKA: Arsenal Score Goal Against Liverpool, Arsenal Get Spanked Just four weeks ago Barry Glendenning stated with a quite…
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Paul Tomkins

Holy Cow! Tis Time To Rejoice! Race Half Run, But What a Lead From Liverpool
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 189 commentsRead moreWow! Six points and a goal difference of +12 over the 2nd-placed team. Who happen to be … Spurs.…
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Paul Tomkins

Enjoy the Best Christmas In Years, Liverpool Fans – Because Elite Teams Can Fail
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 81 commentsRead moreWow. I wasn’t going to write anything else this weekend after my take on the 2-0 win at Wolves;…
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Paul Tomkins

Virgil Van Dijk the Best Player in the Premier League? Wolves Run Into the VvD Wall
Read moreWolves are a good side, as their recent results have shown, but they got utterly van Dijked tonight. He…
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Paul Tomkins

Klopp, FSG, Edwards, Graham – Liverpool are the Anti-Man United
Read moreBeing a well-run club can be a cyclical thing, as Swansea, Southampton and West Brom have all found lately.…
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Paul Tomkins

Fuck Off Mourinho! Jose Now Only Good For Pooping Other People’s Parties
Read moreLucky Jürgen Klopp, eh, Jose Mourinho? Who’s lucky now, you faded, miserable little tosspot, in charge of the worst…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool No Longer Blitz Teams – They Grind Them Into Total Submission
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 46 commentsRead moreAs Sky’s excellent analysis of Liverpool’s season on Monday Night Football showed, the days of the Reds putting all…
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Paul Tomkins

Jose Mourinho Falsely Slates Liverpool’s Spending – Shouldn’t He Be Worried By Bournemouth?
Read moreHere at The Tomkins Times we try not to give away too many free pieces these days as it’s not…
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Paul Tomkins

Naby Keita Arrives In LFC’s BEST EVER Start To A Season
Read moreIn a game of much-needed rotation, three of Liverpool’s new boys stole the show. Naby Keita finally showed, for…
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Paul Tomkins

Kop-Tastic! Klopp-Tastic! Lots of Other Random Derby-Win Ejaculations!
Read moreWhile my piece from earlier today looked at the in-depth tactical and technical analysis of the game, this is…
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Paul Tomkins
Divock Origi! Divock Origi!
Read moreDivock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi!…
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Paul Tomkins

“Liverpool Aren’t Very Good” (Free Read)
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 56 commentsRead more“Perhaps Liverpool are the second-best team in the Premier League at the moment but that does not mean they…
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Paul Tomkins

You Can’t Play Against Neymar & PSG – Dopers Allowed To Cheat On An Industrial Scale
Read moreAnyone goes near the preening cockwad Neymar and he collapses and rolls around, arching his back, screaming, and the…
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Paul Tomkins

Van Dijk Bullies The League’s Biggest Bully To Help Reds Batter Watford
Read moreIn fairness, Liverpool never looked in trouble at Vicarage Road today, controlling the game and forcing three good saves…
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Paul Tomkins

Hand City the Title Now? Piss Off!
Read moreIn fairness, let’s be clear: Man City obviously have a better squad than Liverpool, assembled by means fair and…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool’s Attackers Need To Park Their Egos and Play For the Team
Read moreAlmost any time you thrash a team you come unstuck in the replay. This is obviously not entirely true,…
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Paul Tomkins

Liverpool Battling Fixture List and Incompetent Officials in Fight For Title (FREE READ)
Read moreStill unbeaten, with no fewer than four Big Six clubs played in just eleven games, three of them away…