Tomkins Smokes A Cigar

<Strikes match> Ahhhhhh…. (Okay, so United are still going to win the league, and I'm not really smoking a cigar, but even so, I've lit up a big, fat imaginary one and it tastes pretty damn good.) Tomkins Smokes Another Cigar: Said Ferguson: "We have lost a game. We need to respond and that is [...]