(Okay, so United are still going to win the league, and I'm not really smoking a cigar, but even so, I've lit up a big, fat imaginary one and it tastes pretty damn good.)
Tomkins Smokes Another Cigar:
Said Ferguson: "We have lost a game. We need to respond and that is what we will do. It is a hard one to take because I felt we were the better team."
Fergie's cracking up?