Tomkins Smokes A Cigar

Tomkins Smokes A Cigar
March 14, 2009 Paul Tomkins

<Strikes match>


(Okay, so United are still going to win the league, and I'm not really smoking a cigar, but even so, I've lit up a big, fat imaginary one and it tastes pretty damn good.)

Tomkins Smokes Another Cigar:

Said Ferguson: "We have lost a game. We need to respond and that is what we will do. It is a hard one to take because I felt we were the better team."

Fergie's cracking up?