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Paul Tomkins
The Start of Liverpool’s Future? Liverpool Outplay City In Huge Semi
Did we just see the future? In the league this season, Liverpool have averaged 28.1 years old in terms…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Lift Another Trophy – This Team Are Serial Winners
I’m not much of a fan of the League Cup, but winning trophies against big rivals, on penalties, feels…
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Paul Tomkins
“Alisson!” One of the Best Ever Moments as a Liverpool Fan
While winning trophies and being in the Champions League can be painted as “everything”, sometimes the best things in…
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Paul Tomkins
When I’m 64 (Unbeaten) – Liverpool Pummel Leicester (Free Read)
For the third game running, Liverpool absolutely mullered Leicester on xG, with Sky showing the Reds’ two best ‘expected…
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Paul Tomkins
PERCHED! Liverpool Champions and Back Where They Belong!
in Free, Tomkins Smokes A Cigar / / 453 commentsHallelujah! Halle-fucking-luuuuuujah! We’re back on that perch! In the end, it needed a small favour from Chelsea of all…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Break All-Time Record – Klopp’s History Boys March On!
So, Liverpool become the first team in the entire history of the major European leagues to win 20 of…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Looking Down From the Top of the World. Fuck Yeah!
You wait seven years for a trophy and then three come along in six months. While the Club World…
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Paul Tomkins
Shankly Was Right: Reds’ Reserves 2nd Best Team In Liverpool, As Everton Spanked
Many decades ago the forefather of modern Liverpool FC, Bill Shankly, noted that his reserves were the 2nd-best team…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Officially The Best Team in the World
Since the start of last season Liverpool have taken eight more points than Manchester City whilst also – lest…
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Paul Tomkins
Be Warned – Liverpool Will Be Even Better Next Season. This Team Ain’t Going Away
It’s still sinking in that Liverpool are European Champions for a sixth time, in a season when it felt…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Champions of Europe Again – And It’s Totally Deserved For An Amazing Season
GET IN! Never has a team that didn’t have its best game (certainly in terms of possession and midfield…
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Paul Tomkins
The Greatest of the Great European Anfield Nights – Liverpool Blow the Living Shit Out Of Barcelona
Nothing is won yet. But you can only be in with a shout when the trophies are handed out.…
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Paul Tomkins
English Football is the Best Right Now, and Liverpool are Historically Good
Four English teams in the quarter-finals of the Champions League, and two of them – Man City and Liverpool…
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Paul Tomkins
Fuck Off Mourinho! Jose Now Only Good For Pooping Other People’s Parties
Lucky Jürgen Klopp, eh, Jose Mourinho? Who’s lucky now, you faded, miserable little tosspot, in charge of the worst…
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Paul Tomkins
Kop-Tastic! Klopp-Tastic! Lots of Other Random Derby-Win Ejaculations!
While my piece from earlier today looked at the in-depth tactical and technical analysis of the game, this is…
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Paul Tomkins
Look At This List For Proof of Klopp’s Miracles With Liverpool
To be honest, I thought Liverpool would struggle tonight, and in fairness the first half confirmed my worst fears.…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Are Clearly One of the Best Sides in Europe
The influx of money into the Premier League – the continued rise of the new TV deals, booming gate…
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Paul Tomkins
Could Van Dijk Be Worth A 20-Goal Swing?
It’s not unthinkable that Virgil van Dijk can help shave 10 goals a season off the Goals Against column…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool Reaching Champions League is a Big Achievement – Just Ask Barca
The other day I switched on the TV, and the channel was already set to Sky Sports – right at…
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Paul Tomkins
Another European Final, Another Klopp Master Show
By Paul Tomkins. Last week Villarreal made the big mistake of thinking they’d won the tie. But all they’d done…
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Paul Tomkins
Liverpool FC’s Best Month In Years?
By Paul Tomkins. Okay, so it’s a bit longer than a month, but the 2nd of March to the 20th…
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Paul Tomkins
Bloody hell! Bloody bloody hell!
By Paul Tomkins. I’ve been arguing that this has ended up being an enjoyable season, despite (and partly because) of…
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Paul Tomkins
You’ve Been Sakhoed! Reds Dump Out United
in By Paul Tomkins, Editor's Pick, Featured, Subscribers Only, Tomkins Smokes A Cigar / / 76 commentsBy Paul Tomkins. Liverpool’s 1-1 draw at Old Trafford – a game in which United’s keeper was yet again the…
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Paul Tomkins
Tomkins Smokes A Cigar
in Tomkins Smokes A Cigar / / 27 comments<Strikes match> Ahhhhhh…. (Okay, so United are still going to win the league, and I'm not really smoking a cigar,…