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Here’s To 20(19)!
2o18 ends as a remarkable year, but the best thing about 2019 is the chance to split it into 20:19.…
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Liverpool Channel Their Inner 1987/88 – A Sublime Team In That Fabulous Image
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 124 commentsAKA: Arsenal Score Goal Against Liverpool, Arsenal Get Spanked Just four weeks ago Barry Glendenning stated with a quite…
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Holy Cow! Tis Time To Rejoice! Race Half Run, But What a Lead From Liverpool
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 189 commentsWow! Six points and a goal difference of +12 over the 2nd-placed team. Who happen to be … Spurs.…
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Enjoy the Best Christmas In Years, Liverpool Fans – Because Elite Teams Can Fail
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 81 commentsWow. I wasn’t going to write anything else this weekend after my take on the 2-0 win at Wolves;…
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Virgil Van Dijk the Best Player in the Premier League? Wolves Run Into the VvD Wall
Wolves are a good side, as their recent results have shown, but they got utterly van Dijked tonight. He…
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Klopp, FSG, Edwards, Graham – Liverpool are the Anti-Man United
Being a well-run club can be a cyclical thing, as Swansea, Southampton and West Brom have all found lately.…
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Fuck Off Mourinho! Jose Now Only Good For Pooping Other People’s Parties
Lucky Jürgen Klopp, eh, Jose Mourinho? Who’s lucky now, you faded, miserable little tosspot, in charge of the worst…
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Liverpool No Longer Blitz Teams – They Grind Them Into Total Submission
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 46 commentsAs Sky’s excellent analysis of Liverpool’s season on Monday Night Football showed, the days of the Reds putting all…
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Jose Mourinho Falsely Slates Liverpool’s Spending – Shouldn’t He Be Worried By Bournemouth?
Here at The Tomkins Times we try not to give away too many free pieces these days as it’s not…
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Naby Keita Arrives In LFC’s BEST EVER Start To A Season
In a game of much-needed rotation, three of Liverpool’s new boys stole the show. Naby Keita finally showed, for…
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Kop-Tastic! Klopp-Tastic! Lots of Other Random Derby-Win Ejaculations!
While my piece from earlier today looked at the in-depth tactical and technical analysis of the game, this is…
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Divock Origi! Divock Origi!
Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi! Divock Origi!…
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“Liverpool Aren’t Very Good” (Free Read)
in By Paul Tomkins, Free / / 56 comments“Perhaps Liverpool are the second-best team in the Premier League at the moment but that does not mean they…
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You Can’t Play Against Neymar & PSG – Dopers Allowed To Cheat On An Industrial Scale
Anyone goes near the preening cockwad Neymar and he collapses and rolls around, arching his back, screaming, and the…
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Van Dijk Bullies The League’s Biggest Bully To Help Reds Batter Watford
In fairness, Liverpool never looked in trouble at Vicarage Road today, controlling the game and forcing three good saves…
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Hand City the Title Now? Piss Off!
In fairness, let’s be clear: Man City obviously have a better squad than Liverpool, assembled by means fair and…
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Liverpool’s Beautiful Minute (and Minute Power Cube) Kills Off Toothless Fulham
By Paul Tomkins and Daniel Rhodes. Another league win, another clean sheet, and as with a lot of this…
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Liverpool’s Attackers Need To Park Their Egos and Play For the Team
Almost any time you thrash a team you come unstuck in the replay. This is obviously not entirely true,…
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Liverpool Battling Fixture List and Incompetent Officials in Fight For Title (FREE READ)
Still unbeaten, with no fewer than four Big Six clubs played in just eleven games, three of them away…
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Rampant Liverpool Rediscover the Golden Weight of the Final Pass
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 55 commentsWhile the finishing these past few days has been excellent – eight goals between early Wednesday evening and 5pm…
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Fabinho and Shaqiri Join Late-Bloomers Club As Reds Thrash Red Star
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 71 commentsJoint-top of the league with an incredible points-per-game, despite a tougher start than anyone else in the top six,…
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Liverpool Won’t Win the League Playing Like This, But …
in By Paul Tomkins, Subscribers Only / / 84 commentsFirst of all, Liverpool won’t play that badly very often, and it can only be a good sign to…
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Three Years of Upward Liverpool Projection And Soaring Hope
Given the recent anniversary of a certain gregarious German being appointed Liverpool manager, I thought it was time to…
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Saturday, 3pm: A Requiem (Joys and Sorrows)
Whereas Saturday at 3pm used to be the most normal thing about football, now it’s almost a sign as…
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Time-Wasting Man City Show Huge Respect To Liverpool
I’d been looking forward to going to this game since a friend promised me a ticket some while ago,…
