I Is Tim Sherwood

February 8, 2009 Paul Tomkins

I is Tim Sherwood and I is a gweat football finker. I 'ave a IQ of 10, which is good as I can't count that 'igh.

Rafa carn't fool us, that is why Liverpool is battling relegation and the 'otspurs are top of da league.

Fank you.

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