• Idiot of the Day

    Posted on January 28th, 2010

    Written by Paul Tomkins

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    Idiot of the Day – 28th January 2010

    Idiot of the Day – 28th January 2010

    As requested by subscribers, my encounters with the clinically insane.

  • Idiot of the Day, Member, Premium

    Posted on October 20th, 2009

    Written by Paul Tomkins

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    Idiot of the Day – Oct 19th 2009

    Idiot of the Day – Oct 19th 2009

    As I’m going to be away this week, I wondered if anyone else wanted to do their own riposte to this? Or just read and weep at the kind of emails I regularly receive at a time like this.

  • Idiot of the Day

    Posted on March 2nd, 2009

    Written by Paul Tomkins

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    Idiot of the Day #2 – Forum Muppet & Friends

    I wondered why I kept getting referral links from the BBC football website. 

    Here's why – idiots are on the loose, and some tit called Tomkins is in their sights.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A48119439

    Watch out on the official Liverpool website for Rafa's official mascot/cheerleader, Paul Tomkins, whittle on about stats, Man Ure, zonal marking and a bit more about Man [...]

  • Idiot of the Day

    Posted on February 12th, 2009

    Written by Paul Tomkins

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    Idiot of the Day

    Anyone who emails me idiotic nonsense will go into my hall of shame known as ‘Idiot of the Day’. I happily enter into constructive discussions when I am able to, and admit my mistakes, as I did with my most recent blog. But idiots are idiots are idiots. 

    I'll use this as a blog to show [...]

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