By Chris Rowland.

First, just the three confirmed transfers in since last week’s Rumour-orgy. We’ve already had articles welcoming Iago Aspas, Luis Alberto and Simon Mignolet, so we’ll move swiftly on to a group of players who apparently won’t be joining them, according to the crazy parallel universe that is transfer media.

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