• Featured, Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on October 4th, 2010

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    Nice Man; Wrong Job?

    Nice Man; Wrong Job?

    It needs to be pointed out that on the basis of his team’s incoherent performances and his own bizarre press conferences, Roy Hodgson looks like the right man in the wrong job.

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on January 7th, 2010

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    Babel Babble By Lippy Lipton

    Babel Babble By Lippy Lipton

    We have Martin Lipton, noted Spurs fan (hmm, who do we play at the weekend?), slating Rafa’s “terrible transfer policy” and questioning whether Ryan Babel is part of that, or actually just someone who’s just been made a scapegoat by the manager.

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on December 15th, 2009

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    Long Knives, Short Memories

    Long Knives, Short Memories

    So utterly and blindly against Rafa Benítez are men like Martin Samuel and Henry Winter, they’ve gone so far as to defend Graeme Souness’ record as a manager (which, at big clubs in big leagues, is woeful), and even suggest that Benítez’s record, and his side, is no better than the truly abject team of 15-18 years ago.

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on November 23rd, 2009

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    Jamie Redknapp – An Unfunny Joke

    Jamie Redknapp – An Unfunny Joke

    Stan Collymore and Jamie Redknapp – two Reds I used to stick up for in the ‘90s, but who are now beyond a joke. To be honest, the cream suits debacle deserves to be their legacy. They failed to deliver enough on the pitch, now they put the boot in, week after week.

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on October 6th, 2009

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    Tony Cascarino and his Band of Fucking Eejits

    Tony Cascarino and his Band of Fucking Eejits

    Two unbelievably crass articles appeared today, one written by a man who should know better, and one by a man whose brains were clearly in the front teeth that got knocked out during his days as a failed player, which came before his days as a never-manager. No wonder newspapers are dying a fast death. [...]

  • Tomkins Rants

    Posted on August 18th, 2009

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    Knee Jerk Time

    The knees have never jerked so hard. No surprise, I guess, but still the way doom can set in after one game – one fucking game! – does my head in. A few concerns are understandable. All out panic is pathetic. “The squad is too thin”. Well, an injury crisis does that! Could it be [...]

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on April 21st, 2009

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    Apologies Not Enough from the BBC

    It’s all very well the BBC’s Radio One Newsbeat team offering an on-air apology for their awful mistake about Hillsborough, in which they claimed that the official report blamed Liverpool fans for the tragedy. But that won’t correct the mistruth in the minds of all those who only heard the original broadcast, and who missed [...]

  • Free, Tomkins Rants

    Posted on April 17th, 2009

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    Ferguson and Allardyce: Grow Up

    I am still in shock at the reaction of Sam Allardyce and Alex Ferguson to a gesture made by Rafa Benítez after the second goal against Blackburn Rovers last week. I’ve never heard anything more pathetic in my life. The gesture that has led both men to publicly attack Rafa is so vague that he [...]

  • Tomkins Rants

    Posted on March 19th, 2009

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    The Worst LFC-related Newspaper Article EVER

    So there we have it. Rafa Benítez has to compete with Bob Paisley, not Alex Ferguson. Rafa Benítez isn’t allowed to use modern techniques, but must stick with those from the 1970s, because they worked then.  Why stop there? Why not insist on the hugely outdated formations from the 1930s? Or why not select those [...]

  • Tomkins Rants

    Posted on December 18th, 2008

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    Sack Rafa? Sack Off

    I’ve read some rubbish in my time as a Liverpool fan, but the current criticism of Rafa Benítez just sickens me. While the word ‘sack’ hasn’t been bandied around too much, a serious lack of faith in the boss has been expressed by too many fans. It’s not been a perfect season, and not all [...]