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Sometimes it’s entertaining to read the foolish words of others, and let them hang themselves on the rope of their own stupidity.

I need add nothing to this, as it’s a classic. The lad can use English – but common sense has yet to find a home inside his brain. Indeed, this email was so deranged and hyperbolic it actually made me chuckle.


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